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What ever you would like to put in the tin will be fine.

SFX: RATTLE, RATTLE. LABRADOR PUPPY YELPS PITIABLY AS A STEEL HAT-PIN IS DRIVEN THROUGH THE FATTY FLESH OF ITS SHOULDERS.


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marloes jumps up, grabs a bottle and hits it over shabbys head.
Nobody tortures a puppy if I can help it!
What kind of place is this!

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Calm down marloes what’s got into you I was going to give the dog to you so you could look after it im a cat person my self but they will call the police and we will get thrown out look he’s bleeding now

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look he’s bleeding now


Oh well, only one thing for it then....

http://www.newenglandsoundscape.com/ps-0.mp3

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But I only torture animals for charity, think of the widows and orphans who will starve because you wo'nt let me push metal spikes into notional puppies. It's not as cruel as the people who do it for real

And we claim to be civilized.

Why am I so misunderstood?

I like it as well perhaps that's got something to do with it.


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look he’s bleeding now


Oh well, only one thing for it then....

http://www.newenglandsoundscape.com/ps-0.mp3


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*looks at the doorway*now theres somthing you dont see everyday , red caps, snowdrops ,NKVD, and feldgendarmarie all working together time to do some explaining folks,

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I never liked the title to this thread......"The Bio Bar" gives me images of an orange florescent place full of healthy types necking grated potato juice and organically-grown carrots without a care in the world about the resulting flatulence....just scares me.

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RIGHT!

Frau uber moderator steps in here, this is supposed to be a bio bar, a realistic authentic place for us to chat and be in character.
So no more sillyness, back to drinking, eating and having in character discussions!

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In that case I'll have a Boiled Brocoli Dacqueri Float, dash of cod liver oil and baked beans on top..........in a cabbage leaf.

I'd put your gasmask on....you never know when the hun might drop one.

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goodness, are you a german?
are you the german who i was supposed to meet here?
im a translator brought in from Holland to do some translating for a german but thats all i know.

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Having to come in from a walk around the grounds as its just started raining he looks round the packed room for a table in which to eat some lunch

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goodness, are you a german?
are you the german who i was supposed to meet here?
im a translator brought in from Holland to do some translating for a german but thats all i know.


Ya...sorry......the uniform can be a bit of a giveaway......or perhaps it was the flatulence?

Anyway...I'm based along the coast and our Batterie Commander has sent me to get some supplies for a small party he is holding at the old Chateau.

There will be a number of high ranking officers in attendence next weekend and we need the following supplies:

20 bottles of champagne
50 bottles of red wine
50 bottles of white wine
500 cigarettes
100 cigars
5 pairs silk stocking (large sizes)
1 large garter belt (the Kommander is a size 38 )

We have been trying to find these things locally but no one wants to help us, so we thought perhaps if we employed a "translator" such as yourself you could somehow obtain these things?

Of course the black market is illegal but I have heard you have your contacts?

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Having to come in from a walk around the grounds as its just started raining he looks round the packed room for a table in which to eat some lunch


Scheiße....what is that Britscher Tommy doing walking around the bar in the Occupied Netherlands as bold as brass?

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walks over to an empty table glancing at the german and gives him a nod saying "gooten tag " sits down and looks at the menu

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walks over to an empty table glancing at the german and gives him a nod saying "gooten tag " sits down and looks at the menu


Shrugs sholders and says "Guten Tag". Looks at the barman........Ein Schnapps fur die lost Tommy mit the big balls

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