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Would you like to buy a flower for brain injured spaniels?


Now your talking!
Promise the money wont go to something religious?

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The shelter IS run by Jesuit Para-veterinaries.


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marloes wrote:
where is that waitress when you need her


I believe she's getting her good friend Louisville Slugger. :twisted:

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Yeah well it better have a long handle there's about 800 miles between us.

And anyway I've got a Ball and hollingsworth 5.8mm gentlemans automatic bullet projector. Custom trigger guard in the shape of Sarah ferguson fisting a smurf.

Beat that our American cousin.


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marloes wrote:
where is that waitress when you need her


Excuse me Madam,

Sorry for the delay but I have just quit, I am going to become a nurse and tend to the wounds of those poor men.

Garson will deal with the preacher.

Adieu and good luck!

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Lilah: You know, I always forget - the very bottom of hell, in the ninth circle, the devil is frozen in ice, right? He got three heads, three mouths and those mouths are reserved for the worst sinners. Now, I can't remember - who is in the center mouth? Wh-what was his name? The one person in all of human history deemed the greatest sinner? Who is it?
Wesley: Judas Iscariot.
Lilah: Right. The worst spot in hell is reserved for those who betray.
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*walks over to preacher* excuse me sir, will you kindly stop bothering our guests, most of us have just come off the frontline and need a bit of fun.....band master play something with a swing please :D

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Run along and play sonny.


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oooh sounds like a fight, excellent!

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watches Mrs Marloes dancing and the man being thrown out ,finishes off coffee and askes the waiter for the bill,

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shabby wrote:
Run along and play sonny.


i beg your pardon?,,,did you just call me sonny? what is it with you guys, we come along and fight a war over 3000 miles away from home and the best you can do is insult us..... please just let us dance

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*yelling from the Kitchens*

¡Déme mi dinero usted barato bastardo! :evil:

¡Trabajé difícilmente para él, me estoy apagando ayudar a poblar y usted no es bastante decente pagarme qué gané!

¡Le maldigo! :evil: :evil::evil:


*sits down and cries*

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Wesley: Judas Iscariot.
Lilah: Right. The worst spot in hell is reserved for those who betray.
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goodness, what a excitable people here, i'll sit down and have another tea just to calm down.
still, not a german in sight so im happy.

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You didn't come 3'000 miles from anywhere, you're an eight year old from pershore now buzz off before I get the Lord of Hosts on you


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waiter could I have the bill please and can you calm down and speak in English what a noisy place this is turning out to be I came here for a rest and a bit of socialising not run into another war has that chap being ejected from the premises yet out yet would you like some more tea Mrs Marloes before I pay the bill ?

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Still here still waiting...

Would you like to buy a puppy, I sell them for the widdows and orphans of that great and terrible conflict- 'Luton Town, Millwall 1986'...

Oh sir, please wear your puppy with pride. Look how he writhes when I pin him on your Dennison and they say they don't feel pain.


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mow much for one and do you have a lead for it

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