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LOL - me - thieve? Not my fault they're fired once & dropped once :lol: :lol: :lol:
Seriously tho - the gag gets better & better 8)

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LOL - me - thieve? Not my fault they're fired once & dropped once :lol: :lol: :lol:
Seriously tho - the gag gets better & better 8)


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The declassified secret of comedy,

Repeat until funny.

It has yet to fail, much like Americanski foreign policy. :twisted:
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In the chaos of battle, when the ground beneath your feet is a slurry of blood, puke, p**s and the entrails of friends and enemies alike, it's easy to turn to the gods for salvation. But it's soldiers who do the fighting, and soldiers who do the dying, and the gods never get their feet wet.

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Yet another 'Ted Telo Transgression' :(
May be a good present for the Wife or Girlfriend
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Yet another 'Ted Telo Transgression' :(
May be a good present for the Wife or Girlfriend
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Camerata stoater,
That Crime must be answered for!..... is nothing sacred?.

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"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?, Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
(Soviet folk-saying)

"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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It could be the extremely rare 'Auxillary Female R.E. Dishwashing Display Team' apron
or otherwise known as 'AFREDD' apron.
They were set up by The 'Commando Supremo' to show dish washing and other domestic chores under fire.
This display team was a great morale boost to the WW2 Italian Home front.
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Thats what happened when Milan ran out of material ~1943.

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Yeh the teds got hold of the entire stock to make aprons and guitar cases.
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Camerati,
This Command e Camerata Elsan have just received the Re-pro Bersaglieri pouches the Americano Re-constructors have started to use, once declassified I will post Images.

Update, due to the advantages of Socialism, an awful lot of Tanks and very strong Internal Security Organ's this rezidency has completed this Seven League Booted stride to eject the Inglese from North Africa.

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Enjoy... :D

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( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
(Soviet folk-saying)

"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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I've got one of them shovels...

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In the chaos of battle, when the ground beneath your feet is a slurry of blood, puke, p**s and the entrails of friends and enemies alike, it's easy to turn to the gods for salvation. But it's soldiers who do the fighting, and soldiers who do the dying, and the gods never get their feet wet.

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Comrade Oggy, This Command after reviewing your Employment Record, doesn't doubt it, your continued unlawful use of other people's Scale of Issue has been Noted, it is good you only have lesser fascist artefacts, Illegal use of the Property of the People's is dealt with harshly.

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( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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Genosse Viktor, you represent the forgiveness of the Authorities :P
Our Italian Genossen, we may have to go down and teach them how things are done. :twisted:

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OVRA is watching you, Amici, ......very carefully.

At this moment, funnels are being lovingly polished, and black socks are being filled with 10 lira coins in order to help you understand what the shovels of Il Duce are required to do.....


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Should I say that I've got a hemlet too...

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In the chaos of battle, when the ground beneath your feet is a slurry of blood, puke, p**s and the entrails of friends and enemies alike, it's easy to turn to the gods for salvation. But it's soldiers who do the fighting, and soldiers who do the dying, and the gods never get their feet wet.

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Oggy - does your hemlet have half a bird crashed into the side of it? :D

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Camerati Viktor OVRA have taken note of the incorrect positional side of ''your scale of issue'' regarding the head protection device ''crashed chicken'' !
It must be corrected or further distress will be unleashed upon you by sending a Squadristi of 30 Bersaglieri at double marching time to chase you around your rezidency 'a la Benny Hill'.
This may be a moment of madness, for this crime you can be removed to an Institute/ facility in the Appenine Hills for military instruction and fed castor oil thrice daily for 2 years.
If this had happened in the admirable state of the USSR what steps would have been made to correct this infraction ?
I can hear you tremble from here. :x :evil:
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