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Oggy - does your hemlet have half a bird crashed into the side of it? :D

Naw, nowt that posh...

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Camerati Viktor OVRA have taken note of the incorrect positional side of ''your scale of issue'' regarding the head protection device ''crashed chicken'' !
It must be corrected or further distress will be unleashed upon you by sending a Squadristi of 30 Bersaglieri at double marching time to chase you around your rezidency 'a la Benny Hill'.
This may be a moment of madness, for this crime you can be removed to an Institute/ facility in the Appenine Hills for military instruction and fed castor oil thrice daily for 2 years.
If this had happened in the admirable state of the USSR what steps would have been made to correct this infraction ?
I can hear you tremble from here. :x :evil:
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Camerata stoater,


This is me you are writing too... :lol:


You noticed! 8) , you alone will be spared the OVRA Moda Fascista :twisted: investigation..... KOMSTITCH always lays traps ( a "dangle" in Trade-craft jargon ) regarding Dress Regulations, you have avoided it by ( correctly) denouncing this Rezident, they...... sadly didn't.. regard the Sun Helmet of earlier posts.... .

A lot of small arms ammunition is about to be expended.... :lol:

Sharp Eyes Camerata, I thought the angle might fool L'Italia finest... 8) I was wrong!.

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"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
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"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

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Camerata stoater,
The Helmet ploy failed and so has been removed.... :lol: , its Planner and his Staff has been arrested for failure to complete its Combat Mission to confuse the Intell gathering Organ of OVRA for the planned period of time, :wink: though your own close contact with them has been Noted.

A little talk in the basement of the 4th Floor :twisted: maybe called for in the near future.
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"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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VITOR..!
The harm and the damage has been done...........oh deary me.....the reprisals I have no idea.
I really dont want to say. :x
The chicken joke has reached the Commando Supremo.
.................This is serious.
A fast Bugatti is on its way..Beware be afraid..
A large Zuccini and 4 litres of olive oil has been obtained. :mrgreen:
Your concerned camerati

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Camerata stoater,
This Command has been informed an exchange being arranged to improve Russia/Italian Friendship at an Intelligence Organ level, which is all very nice........... except for us, as we will be the exchange..... just got to get a big Bottle of Milk of Magnesia before the Duty Car calls.

I can't really advise you on what to bring, just don't go near any windows above the 1st floor of a building.

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"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?, Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
(Soviet folk-saying)

"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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Camerati Viktor,

Count yourself lucky. When OVRA called at Camerata Pasta's residence, he was ordered to move to a small fishing village on the south coast of Sicily, in order to limit his influence. Harsh measures these guys take you know. He was not, repeat, not allowed to take his gramaphone or extensive collection of stamps from the Austro-Hungarian empire. Must have driven him mad....

I think a severe beating and a gippy tummy gets you off lightly. Will inform Comando Supremo that you wish for a further examination of your record and physical appearance.

Perhaps we should send the Barbarigo Battalion instead?

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Camerata Viktor,
Take heed of attached news reel.... this has been approved by the OVRA as to the true meaning of state terror!! :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWdABb2zooA
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Camerata Viktor,
Take heed of attached news reel.... this has been approved by the OVRA as to the true meaning of state terror!! :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWdABb2zooA
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Camerati,
And you wonder why this Command is called to the Colours of Mother Russia in the struggle to smash the fascist vandal horde..... :lol: .

:D

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"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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Outstanding Newsreel - almost makes me want to join the struggle...

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In the chaos of battle, when the ground beneath your feet is a slurry of blood, puke, p**s and the entrails of friends and enemies alike, it's easy to turn to the gods for salvation. But it's soldiers who do the fighting, and soldiers who do the dying, and the gods never get their feet wet.

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I wonder if Chen will be able to make this white uniform in time for Beltring ?????????? :P :lol:
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Ciao Camerati, This Image was taken at Felixstan last week, it is this Command's current "Pavia" Division OoB..

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One thing of note la Boras Antigas e Borraccia da 2 Litri slings really cut into my shoulder muscles, both were loaded with Water or Gear, I will not wear the straps so close to my neck next time.


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( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
(Soviet folk-saying)

"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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OMG - Rhodie and some sort of West German!

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In the chaos of battle, when the ground beneath your feet is a slurry of blood, puke, p**s and the entrails of friends and enemies alike, it's easy to turn to the gods for salvation. But it's soldiers who do the fighting, and soldiers who do the dying, and the gods never get their feet wet.

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OMG - Rhodie and some sort of West German!


HET!, a Yugo sniper suit of the YNA, holding his Rhodie's mates weapon system, Comrade Oggy.

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"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

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Viktor wrote:
Oggy wrote:
OMG - Rhodie and some sort of West German!


HET!, a Yugo sniper suit of the YNA, holding his Rhodie's mates weapon system, Comrade Oggy.

Scusi - that Rhodie has got it wrong then...he should have Wood Furniture!

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Lo, There Do I See My People, Back To The Beginning
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In The Halls Of Valhalla, Where the Brave Shall Live Forever

In the chaos of battle, when the ground beneath your feet is a slurry of blood, puke, p**s and the entrails of friends and enemies alike, it's easy to turn to the gods for salvation. But it's soldiers who do the fighting, and soldiers who do the dying, and the gods never get their feet wet.

One enemy is never enough, two is far too many
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
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I will pass it on Comrade Oggy, we do work to Norms after all.... :D

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"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
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"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
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"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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Viktor wrote:
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OMG - Rhodie and some sort of West German!


HET!, a Yugo sniper suit of the YNA, holding his Rhodie's mates weapon system, Comrade Oggy.


That camo can't be Yugoslav - it almost works.... :wink: :lol:

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