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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 19:14 pm 
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Tomatoes are also fruit and are plentiful in Turkmenistan. Do you refuse to eat the soviet cake of our eastern comrades.


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Not too sure on tomatoes in cake :?

However, I will look at it with a typical Soviet stoicism - cake is cake ! :D
Never say no to cake!

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If Comrade Stalin :twisted: say the Peoples Cake :tank: have tomatoes in it :? , it have tomatoes in it.... :? and you smile as it has Tomatoes in it 8) , as all Comrade Shabby's :tank: Cultural event drinks do..... :wink:

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"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
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"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
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To order the proletariat to eat cake is an act of imperialism of the worst kind. Witness the deluded out pouring of the wanton french whore Antoinette. Whilst the bounteous harvest of the soviet worker can no doubt be used for the baking of cakes this is a needlessly elaborate foodstuff wasteful of time and produce.

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this is spoon combat thread not a cake one! :lol:

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And with what would you eat your cake? Not a fork I hope!

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Tomato cake of the people will be available at medical tent at Byeltringye event as will medical assistance after you have eaten it.


One hundred percent authentic cake made of high pressure vulcanized tomatoes. Originally intended as energy food for reconnaissance horse but just as good for soldier.

Also contains worming powder and olive husk for glossy pelt.

Dyadya Pyetya swears blind he got it in first war!


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He got past the tank but we stopped him!

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still took 2 of you :wink:

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When Comrade Svetlana :tank: first deployed to the Front :tank: she was not carrying her spoon :tank: , it has been noted :? , what would have happened if the Pit Vipers :evil: had broken through ???. :shock: .. :roll: .. :wink:

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"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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Indeed? I will have words! Which reminds me, she still needs an interrogation!

Anyhow there are 2 of us for 2 reasons:

1. One to kill one to laugh

2. One was needed to stop you falling over :wink:

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Comrades :tank: ,
While on "Active measures 8) "it has been noted :shock: the" Main Adversary" :soldiers: is building a Reactionary "War Store "of Spoonage *at most retail outlets here in the soon to be TX SSR :roll: by the oppressing forces of reaction :soldiers: in its attempt to destory the Workers Paradice :tank: in a counter revolutionary strike against world peace.. :lol: ...... :roll: .
The Workers Wonderland that we all bathe in the love and bounty of record breaking tractor ( Tank :tank: ) production :tank: and ( Normal) bumper Harvests :tank: , to counter this Comrade StmmZaum :tank: productivity must be raised 2000% :? all Forum internal organ's of :wink: ( Purely Defensive) Terror :twisted: , are here by instructed to assist him and his family in this task :shock: ... :roll: .. :wink: .. :) :D .



* This Spoonage has been idenified as ( Inferior) :oops: copies of Close Quarter Fighting Spoons of Mk 3 to 7b :tank: ... from the Tula Red Star Production centre 67710.. State Organ's under Comrade Kozlov :tank: are to begin his Directorate :twisted: investigations there..... :wink:

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"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?, Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
(Soviet folk-saying)

"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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Comrades :tank: ,
Now this Rezidency :tank: is relocating back to the Kent SSR :tank: local ,the "Active measures :tank: " Directorate can share with you that examples of the Inferior copies of the pirated :oops: People's (Purely defensive) Spoonage :tank: has been sourced for evaluation and test .
At the cost... ,yes cost Comrades ! :tank: , these Capitalists :twisted: buy and sell its inferior reactionary :soldiers: military equipment like it is sold at a Wal mart, for $1.99 + tax... in the :soldiers: weak paper Dollar :soldiers: Currency :( ( Wal mart is a place of stealing the wealth of a people for the Reactionary super Capitalises :soldiers: that control this oppressed people :roll: ) , the test and evaluation details will be released as soon as they are declassified... :wink:

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"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?, Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
(Soviet folk-saying)

"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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Comrade!

The Main Directorate of Political Affairs assures me that whilst the Imperialist spoonage is inferior to advanced Socialist designs, they still represent a credible threat to the Motherland.

Activate your location beacon and rendez-vous with the GRU Spetsnaz Team "Uri Geller" who shall be air dropped on your position to carry out the destruction of this Imperialist weapons stock-pile.

Everything for the Motherland!

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Comrade!, :tank:
Beacon activated...... Target... Wal mart Isle 4,6,7,8 note : they have dispersed this Weapon System :roll: but all are located in the cooking ware section just down from the Canned Goods, ... This Rezident :tank: has painted the Target cutlery, and is redepolying to a Blocking Position A3 .....Nyet to land on Head.. Please!.

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"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?, Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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Comrade,

Eliminate their communications systems (usually located in the electrical appliances aisle) and await the arrival of the Special Weapons team.

Lead elements of "Uri Geller" have already seized the command centre of the weapons dump, they will decoy the Imperialists by issuing the command "This is a co-worker announcement, will the manager report to the checkout, code 14". On this command the rest of the team shall be inserted.

Watch out for the drop canister with the orange parachute or you may never conceive children for the Motherland!

Urrah!

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