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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 21:52 pm 
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They are actually quite thick and heavy aluminium, and I think it would be the pit vipers head which gave way first... :twisted:

Failing that, you could always dispatch him with a quick poke in the eye with the other end? :shock:

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They are actually quite thick and heavy aluminium, and I think it would be the pit vipers head which gave way first... :twisted:

Failing that, you could always dispatch him with a quick poke in the eye with the other end? :shock:


that is noted comrade

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Please be noted i have lost my pretty painted spoon my momma made me :cry: I no longer have spoon to defend Motherland :cry:

Will i starve?, no spoon, will i die?, nothing to defend with? Twinwoods must be searched. Death of 2 spoons.

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Oh No! Twinwoods will go down as the Graveyard of Soviet Spoons... :(

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Please be noted i have lost my pretty painted spoon my momma made me :cry: I no longer have spoon to defend Motherland :cry:

Will i starve?, no spoon, will i die?, nothing to defend with? Twinwoods must be searched. Death of 2 spoons.

lez :cry:


make that three!my first event and my spoon went missing! :roll:

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I thought I had misplaced my wooden spoon - but today, moved my boots - one of them rattled, so I tipped it upside-down, and out fell my wooden spoon... :?

(must've left it in there when I took the boot off... Nothing like being prepared for the next time!)

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i thinks thats what what did but my boots were on hire :cry:

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Comrades!

I am pleased you have reported these serious losses to us at the Lubyanka.

We treat these incidents with great seriousness!

Clearly there are either counter-revolutionaries or fascist diversionist troops at work here, seeking to destroy the Soviet Union's key defensive weapon systems.

The guilty shall be found and liquidated.

Expect news of arrests soon and show trials to follow.

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Urrah!!, Comrades :tank: ,
The pattern of Spoon :tank: Lossage must be countered, This could be the beginning of a Joint Pit Viper :evil: and Reactionary :soldiers: Imperialistic :twisted: move on the Purely Defensive Peoples :tank: eating devices, all Forumcomrades :tank: are to remain on the highest alert until the root of this treacherous move against Mother Russia :tank: is uncovered and burnt out.... keep your spoon :tank: close at all times.
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Comrade Kozlov's :tank: , department is unleashed to use all necessary methods to discover the Treachery :evil: that is working against People's Army's :tank: lawful throwing back of Pit Vipers :twisted: and the containment of Reactionary :soldiers: Imperialism :twisted: .
Urrah!! Viktor............. :roll: ....... :wink:


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Comrade Kozlov's department?

Presumably this is the non-combatant vetinary horse-counselling section.

Is that the crack then in the vetinary corps?

If you don't like the blood and guts and s***e you treat just the animals with emotional problems?

I pity your mother that she should see the day you pick up a spoon.


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I've told you, we beat small animals with sand filled socks so the blood doesnt show...

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Comrades :tank: ,
The Centres of ( Purely defensive) production :tank: have refitted People's Army :tank: with a new Mk8 Field carved wooden close quarter fighting spoon :tank: , the new Mk8 has a better shaped head and longer handle than the Mk7, which was cut from the living tree back in the dark days :cry: of the Frontier Battles of 41 :oops: , this spoon, with the creation of the 152mm Breakthrough Artillery :tank: will assist in the destruction of the Pit Vipers :twisted: .
Urrah!! :tank: .

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Comrades :tank: ,
Due to the level of Postage to this thread, the People :tank: demand it should be redeployed to give a better defence in depth :tank: with special notice to all round protection at the junction of the People's :tank: postings :tank: , this is to counter all Pit Vipering :twisted: pincer movements :o into the Glorious Russian :tank: section of this People's :tank: Forum and aid the Throwing back of all aggressors to the Peaceful Workers :tank: paradice that we have all worked so hard to create :insane: .... :wink:

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"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

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"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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You're coming across as a right old fruit-cake you know.

At this rate that VCR bill is going to cover everything with a handle and dish/bowl with a capacity greater than 3.5mls.


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shabby wrote:
You're coming across as a right old fruit-cake you know.


Ah yes, but if this cake is Peoples Cake then we can't even guarrantee that there will be fruit in it...

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