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Me or the spoon?


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LOL the spoon :P

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In the words of great heroes of the peoples militia (translated into Soviet):

'If an enemy of the glorious workers paradice should come into the room now all you could do is hit him with it'

'But comrade, it wouldn't half make the githerite pit vipers eyes water if you hit him with it!'

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Remember kids, while hitting people with spoons can seem 'cool' or 'grown up' your health can be seriously damaged if not closely supervised by a parent or responsible adult preferably with a current spoon-fighting certificate.

REMEMBER: 'SPOON-SAFE IS SPOON-SMART.'

'The 'Spoon-safe' campaign is supported by Gwent police.

Sponsored by 'Sheffield Mikes' cutlery barn', Tredegar, Pyle and Swansea.


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Ah ha! Proof of the Reds dropping their weapons in preference for superior Deutcher technik!
I am a bit concerned about the abundant use of certain lubrication though.

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Nyet throwing away :angryrant: ,Throwing at :tank: Pit Vipors and Wreckers :evil: .......the Mk 2 Close Quarter Fighting spoon :tank: was prized for its balance in throwing :) , it was only replace as the haft pin was too weak in a hand to hand melee, :? Giterite :evil: spoons were barely able to sharpen a pencil, and only really taken for trade items with civilians as they use the soft metal in favouring Wokla :madhappy: :roll: .... :wink:

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What the heck is it with spoons and the red army?

I , as a dutch yank reenactor, cannot understand it.

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What the heck is it with spoons and the red army?

I , as a dutch yank reenactor, cannot understand it.




Its a RKKA thing :lol: ....... Just watch Stalingrad

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Have spoon will defend the Mother Land.....................didnt you know that :roll: :machinegun: = spoon, bad man not knowing that.


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and RED is with a RRRRRR Capital R 8)

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Imperialist American and opiate (not necessairaly of people) enjoying dutchman will never understand the glory that is the soviet peoples spoon!

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Please Comrades :tank: , Spoon :tank: is still Secret, Nyet speak of in front of Imperialistic :soldiers: oppressers :twisted: of class brothers :tank: ...... :wink:

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"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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Mother... I spooned a man, Put a spoon against his head and now the fucka's dead......


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American is from land of such abundance, fifty automatic machines thjey have that family may hire-purchase to do the work of one spoon! In such a land how can they hope to understand what spoon mean to us shivering in zemlyanka huddled against biting winter wind, weather merciless as Zhdanov.

As boy almost before I can walk I roamed from village to village with dyadya Pyetya, fathers brother learning the trade. At each peasant cot we call: 'We sharpen your spoon lady!' Then lady would come and we grind. I sharpen spoon and straighten ten thousand handle before I was in long pants!

Even on the Shabbes dyadya Pyetya snuck around and polished the ladles of the rich Goyim folks in Tchivastok. Pah! What does Yamyerikanski know of spoons!


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Comrade, you bring tear to People's army :tank: eye :oops: , I embrace you as Brother :? ...... :wink:

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"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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And I for myself reciprocate, such tales I could tell capitalist Yamyerikanski of old times in the shtetele!

Oi! I remember now the time father is gave new spoons to us his boys. Every three year we got new boots and pants and spoon, so on the eve of Yom Kippur he called us to the parlour and gave us a paper package. Such a wonder! Spoon from Leningrad, magically light aluminum, sharp as a polecat and so big you can eat your supper in three lifts of it. Not so long later in the dark forest of Tchivastok as young man in Dyadya Pyetya's partisan band I captured German Colonel with that spoon! His face on seeing that pale silver spoon glinting at his throat a picture of discomfort and nuisance!!

Where it is now? I do not know I lost it crossing glade at battle of Studheim.

Still I think of that spoon and my father in the shtetl so long ago.


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