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Thats yer bloody fascists for you, always get the wrong end of the spoon.


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:angryrant: .... The ( Purely defensive) Technology is too advanced for the Reactionary Imperialist :soldiers: , Pit Vipering Mind :twisted: , that is why they greedily wish to take it for themselves, but so long as Good Comrades :tank: such as us stand together the future of world peace :tank: is protected from such people's :twisted: ... :wink: ... :roll:

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"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
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"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
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"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
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"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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Comrades,
It has been reported by a Contact to the Hartley Rezidency WPFG C :tank: that the Loyal Socialist operatives :tank: under going training into how to operate in the Imperialist West :soldiers: under the cover of picking Fruit in a disorganised non centrally controlled Fruit production centre :? tend to leave much property of the People's Wonderland :tank: laying around on the completion of their Legends :tank: , this includes Spoon :angryrant: ... Comrades :tank: let me tell you at this very moment WPFG C :tank: , KMD Rezident :tank: , Contacts and "Black "contacts :tank: are working 24/7 to recover these Weapon Systems :tank: ...... Up dates to follow... :roll: .... :wink:

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"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?, Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
(Soviet folk-saying)

"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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Comrade, do you mean some of the tank crews temporarily picking fruit in the KMD (so they can learn the routes across Western Europe for a future pre-emptive counter-offensive) have come equipped with spoons?

Thats madness! Surely it breaks the four power agreement!

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But Comrade :tank: they were using them for only purely defensive proposes :tank: .....the matter is being looked into :? ... these Contacts :tank: at the moment are eating with their fingers :? until instructions are sent from Moscow :twisted: ...... :wink:

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"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?, Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
(Soviet folk-saying)

"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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Comrade's :tank:
In line with development in the Imperialist plot to steal the peoples (purely defensive) Spoonage :tank: it has been noted that a UK variant has been discovered :shock: ... State Organ's :twisted: are at this moment using all the resources to its hands to locate and reclaim this state property :tank: .

This Rezident :tank: will update as and when.... :insane:

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"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?, Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
(Soviet folk-saying)

"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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In relation to spoon combat :tank: you say it is an achient martial art,
when was this type of combat first used :?: .
Is it true red army soldiers used their (purley defensive) spoons against fashist invaders :?: :?: ....... :D


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Yes is the answer to all your questions.

You have taken your first step on a narrow, rocky road this night..........


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Comrades, I was going to allow 10 pages of our ( purely defensive) Spoon based nonsence to answer this one... but hey, Comrade Shabby has it in a nut shell.... as ever.....

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"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?, Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
( Lease lend material from Comrade Sandy Boots)

"We have internal enemies. We have external enemies. This, comrades, must not be forgotten for a single moment"
( Comrade Stalin, 1928)

"Who watches The Watchmen?"... The NKVD.

"The Devil came to me one night, he struck his claws into my hands, I prayed for him to stop but he wouldn't .....so I told him to F' off..... he did".
(An old Russia lady)

"We will fight for peace until there isn't one stone left standing on another".
(Soviet folk-saying)

"Gesplitzenblitz !" ( Peter Sellers)

"To err is to be arrested ".
"To forgive is not within the Scale of Norms".

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You do know that if this legend continues to grow it will actually end up in the next generation of WW2 history books!

Stranger things have had exactly that happen!

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Yes is the answer to all your questions.

You have taken your first step on a narrow, rocky road this night..........


...and a long and winding and sometimes very confusing road too....

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The road to oneness with internal and external environments is perilous.

Many tread the path many, many more claim to.

Few have seen the journeys end or basked in the warmth of ultmate oneness.

Will any of us achieve this?


I know not.

Bookings are being taken now for a spoon-fighting and meditation retreat to be held in February on top of Mynydd Sgrrryd. Forty five pounds for three days.

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Ok i got it booked.......................only come comrades if you are prepared to fight .................. Forks to be left at the door only spoons are allowed in.

Lez.

(fork humiliation is an extra £5). But unit funds say we will humiliate.
all fork owners.
All proceeds going to New Colourful Hat of winner of Spoon Tournement.
A worthy wearer.

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Nyet Nyet

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Price includes humiliation by fork.



Nyet Nyet

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Ok i posted it twice but ...............well i stand by them both

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