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 Post subject: Spoon Combat Thread
PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:56 am 
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Comrades!

Post your pictures of forum members getting spoon'ed to death by Heroic Red Army troops in this thread...

C'mon, I know those photos are out there ;-)

Oh, thought I'd make this a sticky thread so we can add to it as we go along :)

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You mean like this?

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Haha! Shame we didnt get our legendary spoon duel on camera eh Stefan?


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StmmZaum wrote:
You mean like this?



Hahahahahahahahaha! That was one hell of an evening...


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Is that a back-up pint in your right hand, PD? :lol:


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I think its the black outfits,they make a great target.......
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 Post subject: Posh Spoon
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Here's one we made earlier.
Cheers lez.


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So who did you hit with that one Lez?

Is that for keeping him in line? LOL

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something old,something new,something borrowed somethig er RKKA.... :D ,but was it tucked in those lovely new shoes lez?
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I'd like to complain about you glorifying spoon combat, only last night in a copy cat action two youths badly spooned an old lady. This added to Scotland Yards recent hall of reactivated ladels that where terrorising Ashford in Kent is the tip of the iceberg.

Please desist from this activity in public.

CEO, S.A.F.E (Spoons are for eating U.K.)


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I defend our right to engage in the ancient Russian martial art of spoon combat!

I declare a bounty of 10 Roubles (or one shot of Vodka) will be placed upon every member of "S.A.F.E.", you can collect on posting suitable photographic evidence of such people getting spoon'ed.

An extra 100% bonus being paid if they are in Luftwaffe uniform.

Za Spoonushka!

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Please this is a serious plea.

I have included some footage from our last newsletter

Below is a picture form a recent gang spooning which ended is some hospitalisation from severe chaffing.




Remember keep that spoon S.A.F.E


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This next pic from our Airline awareness program, shows the use of xray proof attack spoons that that have made it through all detectors. Incredible ingenuity has led this last generation to be made of a new see-through material.


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Lastly - and this was a total shock to us all is this terrifying covert flick spoon. This spoon is made for only one purpose -aggresion. We at S.A.F.E are proud to announce our campaign at getting these banned.


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We will of course be citing our uncompromising rallying call:

"Spoons don't kill, people do!"

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Good pics, nice safe usage - no problem with the wooden variety.


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